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David Cameron does not cause fits only in the UK

(Lashkar Gah) It has come to the attention of millions of witless creatures around the world that British PM David Cameron has described the resulting collapse of the Twin Towers, which were destroyed on September 11th 2001 in a terrorist attack, as „blown up“, and thus paraphrased in front of troops he visited.

„Freudian Slip!“ one nutbar was heard in a chatroom to cry out in response, before he collapsed into a drooling mess, shouting „The alternative media told you so! The alternative media told you so!“ while furiously fighting against „them“ by spamming this non-news all over the internet.

It is not the first time a politician has utilized this form of rhetoric device, but to the witless creatures who label themselves „Truthers“, it has come as a shock to their mothers‘ dark basements. Being isolated from the real world and suffering from tin foil hattery, they could not understand why David Cameron has used the words „blown up“ when referring to the destruction of the Twin Towers.

Cameron goes on as saying that almost all of the Terrorists were trained in Afghanistan. Many a nutter has gone into epileptic seizure, after watching the video that is readily available on the 10 Downing webpage from about 3:30 onwards, not able to cope with their selective bias and bullshit.